Well it’s got to that time of year again when we’re all frantically trying to think of ideas for the office Christmas party. In all of the offices I have worked in before, I’ve seen a few arguments and a hint of jealousy as staff members fight over who gets the honour and exciting task of organising the office Christmas party (as well as a good excuse not to do so much work that month).  I’d always stepped back and let them get on with it.

However, I recently changed jobs to a new office, where the male to female ratio is higher than normal. It seems that because of this, no one is really bothered about who organises the office Christmas party, they’re just interested in the chance of free booze and a good night out. So the task of organising the Christmas office party has fallen to me, along with buying Christmas hampers for all of our important clients. As we’re close to Birmingham city centre, it makes sense that we take advantage of the huge range of “activities” that are nearby, whether it’s going for a meal or drinks or both.

The most important thing for me when planning the Christmas office party was that I organise something that everyone will feel they can take part in. After having a look around at what’s available, I discovered the following things we could do:

• A day out at the dry ski slope

I think this sounds like such a fun thing to do, and I know some of the guys at work would love it. I can’t really see Marjory from accounts strapping on snow boots and sliding off down the slope though.

• A comedy night

I really like comedy and have been with a group of friends before. It’s a nice idea for a group and has made it to my Christmas office party short list as we can combine this with a meal too.

• A night at the dogs

I’ve never been to the greyhound stadium, and this again seemed like a good deal to include a meal and drinks, but apparently the office have been to the dogs already this year.

• A murder mystery night

The murder mystery night idea went down really well with all of the people I’d mentioned it to, and was one of the favourites. However, Straight Faced Steve and Miserable Marcus in the warehouse probably wouldn’t be seen dead in fancy dress, even if they were the murder victim!

• A Viva Las Vegas Night

Dear colleagues, I am pleased to announce that the winning idea for your Christmas party in Birmingham is: A Viva Las Vegas private party including Elvis, red carpets, Champagne, casino tables and a chance for us all to let our hair down, try our luck and enjoy a nice dinner and dancing. I’m placing my bets on whether Marcus with give Marjory a twirl on the dance floor…..